Me to my 9 year old patient: What can you do to protect your head while riding a bicycle?
My patient: If you hit a branch you should hang onto the branch instead of falling down.
Nice work, Evil Kneivel. But I was trying to get you to wear a helmet.
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that holding onto the branch thing totally works. seriously, it’s foolproof.